Very funny listener email

I got a ticket but….

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this Cop writing out a parking ticket.I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed Me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the Second ticket and put I t on the windshield with the first.Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more Tickets he wrote.Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car That he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that Said, 'Obama '08.'I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.